Fic Rec: John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff They Find Around the Flat)

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Title: John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff They Find Around the Flat)
Authors: Phosfate, Rosencrantz 
Pairing: ​John Watson/Sherlock Holmes (maybe)
Length: 2,484
Rating: T+
Verse: BBC Sherlock
Author's Summary: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.

Reccer's Comments: I decide to stick with the kidfic theme of my previous rec, but at the same time put forward something different.   Very, very different.   It’s crack.  Utterly wonderful crack.  Somehow totally believable and absurd at the same time.  There’s dark comedy and deadpan delivery and a creepy Torchwood: Children of Earth reference.  Warning:  Do not attempt to consume beverages while reading.