Fic Rec: Beta

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Title: Beta
Author: pengke
Pairing: Gen
Length: 1046
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Verse: Sherlock BBC

Author's summary: Sherlock has discovered fan fiction. John will never look at the internet the same.

Reccer's comments: With all the angst out there (Reichenbach and others), and even though I'm more of a sucker for such fics than most, I thought I would throw a little fluff and humor into the mix.  Because I also love a story that can make me laugh out loud and giggle like a school girl.
This is one of those.

Sherlock finds RPF porn that has been written about him and John.  Sherlock is appalled because of incorrect grammar and purple prose.  John is horrified for completely different reasons.  Short but sweet.

“Sherlock,” he began, “Why am I reading porn?”

He scrolled down and choked.

“Why am I reading porn about us?”

“Because it is badly written and we need to fix it.”

“Why?” he asked, his voice squeaking from his suddenly dry mouth. This had to be a nightmare.

“Because, John, if people are going to write porn about us, it should be grammatically correct and use aesthetically pleasing terminology. No one should ever describe my anus as blossoming like a rosebud.”