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Title: John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff They Find Around the Flat)
Author:
annlarimer and
crantz
Pairing: John/Sherlock (maybe)
Length: 2,484 words
Author's summary: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.
Rating: PG-13, for mild swearing
Warning: Spoilers for "The Great Game" (technically) and (inexplicably) Torchwood: Children of Earth
Verse: Sherlock BBC
Reccer's comments: This is crack!fic at its ridiculously funny best. Sherlock decides he and John should "obtain" a baby or a child. But note - this is not an mpreg! Sherlock has a few ideas on how to go about getting a child. I don't want to give away anything more than that, but suffice it to say that his ideas make John nervous, Harry angry, and Mycroft - well, Mycroft's got his own idea how to help Sherlock out.
Read it at AnnLarimer's lj, or at Rosencrantz' AO3.
One little note: I'm identifying the relationship genre here as "gen". While the pairing is (or at least may be, per the authors) John/Sherlock, there's no slash to speak of.
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Pairing: John/Sherlock (maybe)
Length: 2,484 words
Author's summary: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.
Rating: PG-13, for mild swearing
Warning: Spoilers for "The Great Game" (technically) and (inexplicably) Torchwood: Children of Earth
Verse: Sherlock BBC
Reccer's comments: This is crack!fic at its ridiculously funny best. Sherlock decides he and John should "obtain" a baby or a child. But note - this is not an mpreg! Sherlock has a few ideas on how to go about getting a child. I don't want to give away anything more than that, but suffice it to say that his ideas make John nervous, Harry angry, and Mycroft - well, Mycroft's got his own idea how to help Sherlock out.
Read it at AnnLarimer's lj, or at Rosencrantz' AO3.
One little note: I'm identifying the relationship genre here as "gen". While the pairing is (or at least may be, per the authors) John/Sherlock, there's no slash to speak of.